Meh. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! I’ll get my kit! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Why would a robot need to drink?

Why yes! Thanks for noticing. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book ‚Earth in the Balance“, and the much more popular “Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth‘, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.